FOURTH & FOREPLAY
WEEKLY STAKES

25 fantasy football side bets that make a matchup matter.

The best side bets are specific, mutual and small enough that losing is still funny.

Food and drink

  1. Loser buys coffee.
  2. Winner chooses takeout.
  3. Loser makes breakfast.
  4. Winner gets first pick of game-day snacks.
  5. Loser handles the next grocery run.

Couples and date night

  1. Winner chooses the next date.
  2. Loser plans the date logistics.
  3. Winner chooses the movie.
  4. Loser handles dishes after dinner.
  5. Winner controls the car playlist for a day.

Football-flavored stakes

  1. Loser wears the winner's team colors.
  2. Winner picks which game gets the main TV.
  3. Loser posts a tasteful congratulations message.
  4. Winner names the rivalry trophy for the week.
  5. Loser uses the winner's team emoji in the group chat.

Chores and favors

  1. Loser takes one household chore off the winner's plate.
  2. Winner gets control of the thermostat for an evening.
  3. Loser handles the next dog walk.
  4. Winner gets the better parking spot for a week.
  5. Loser runs one reasonable errand.

Pure bragging rights

  1. Winner gets a custom victory title for the week.
  2. Loser has to deliver a 20-second concession speech.
  3. Winner picks the next week's rivalry nickname.
  4. Loser changes the league chat avatar for 24 hours.
  5. Winner gets a handwritten 'I was right' certificate.
Keep stakes consensual, safe, lawful and proportionate. The goal is to add a story to the matchup, not pressure somebody into something they do not want.